What did people do before sexting?

In Todays world, if someone wants to sext its like:
John: lol I'm so hard
Anne: ya like haha im wet brb.
John: do u want to like fuck? ctwbta. wtrfhndvgyhm, Now.


BUTTT
What if this were the 1600s in colonial America, and there was no technology? We're talking no iphones or facebook. We'd all have malaria. My blog would have to be written with a quill.

You want to talk to some dude or chick back in England who you're supposed to be marrying.
April 1st, 1645:
Dear John,
I am removing my corset.
-Anne

6 months later:
Dear Anne,
My trousers have now come off.
-John

8 months later:
Dear John,
My petticoat is most uncomfortable and I have now ripped it off.
-Anne

1 year Later:
Dear Anne,
I have now unbuttoned my shirt.
-John

3 years later:
Dear John,
That is most delightful. I have removed my socks.

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Boy am I glad cellphones exist.

PEACE 3 People who read this.
xo
-Clown Girl