Everybody texts on the toilet

You're a liar if you say that you don't. If you pretend that you don't browse the web with your smart phone, check your email, and comment on your best friend's profile pic, while dropping a deuce, you're full of shit. (pun, intended).


Other things people do on the toilet that they will never admit:
1) Watch Netflix on your computer, and when it breaks because it falls on the floor, pretend it's because you were "doing your makeup" and watching movies at the same time.
2)Write. Anyone with a diary and a real life knows that this is one of the few moments you can steal away to record your oh so important thoughts.
3) Brush their teeth (total time saver in the AM).
4)Talk on the phone (always an issue to figure out when the right moment to flush is so the other person wont hear.)
5)Tweet. "Clown Girl is in the john, xoxo"
5)Blog. that's right. I'm on the toilet RIGHT. NOW.

xoxo,
-Clown Girl