SANTA:REVEALED

Dear Dateline,
My alias is Clown Girl and I have recently uncovered some information that I feel would be vital to your viewer's knowledge.
SANTA: REVEALED
The Dark Side of Santa Clause
By Clown Girl and co.
Journalist extraordinaires:

Recently I broke into the North Pole and what I found was not a pretty sight.  Mr. Claus, a heavy set red clothed man whom citizens of the world have loved and trusted for years should, in reality be on the NAUGHTY list.  Mr. Claus runs an operation which undermines the safety and integrity of his workers. These poor underpaid Guatemalan “elves” (who are in actuality midgets and children from Guatemala) are molested daily and underfed.  When we found them, they were starving, their living conditions were worse than we had anticipated, and we had not seen something this cruel and inhumane since our break in of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory in 2007.  Upon trying to reach Mr. Claus, his publicist declined to comment.  It seemed as though Claus drugs his workers in order to make them constantly seem elated.   Additionally, the use of reindeers in his operations is completely a violation of the Endangered Species act.  Reindeer are friends, not slaves.  PETA shoud contact Mr. Claus immediately.  “Santa” is also an anti-semite. Why else would he not leave presents for Jews?
Mr. Claus sparked controversy earlier this year when he decided to undergo liposuction so that children would have a better image of obesity.  The money for his surgery obviously comes from laundered money that the large cooperations of america provided him with to cover up global warming.   Clearly this man is a psychopath who needs to be sedated and stopped. I am planning on drugging Mr. Claus on Christmas Eve with cookies so that Santa can be held for questioning.  We would appreciate it if Dateline would provide the cameras so that people would be informed of who is leaving presents for their children.
Sincerely,
Clown Girl & co

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