This is the best day of my life!

Oh my god! I am so excited! This summer, I, Clown Girl will be appearing in the greatest show of all time in the best part ever!

I'M THE SCRATCHING POST IN "CATS"!!!!


 The director told me I was absolutely perfect for the show. I was really nervous at callbacks, I wasn't sure that I was going to get it. I wore Cat ears and whiskers to get in character. When the cast list was posted, I WAS SO AMAZED TO GET A PART!

SUCH A GOOD PART TOO! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!

I AM SO TALENTED. I'm going to go get into character right now. I have a scratching post back story and everything. When I was little, Mama scratching post died from cat bites, and I was left on the streets to fend for myself. Now I'm a hard-core street smart scratching post, who hates peas and wants to hook up with Mr. Mistofolees.

I am the scratching post. Be. the scratching post.

I BET I MIGHT EVEN GET TO BE THE SCRATCHING POST IN THE BROADWAY REVIVAL!